"The artist is the goose, the songs are the golden egg. The album is the ovation process for the clutch.

Let's allow a closer quicker way to the yolk…who cares if it kills the goose. I've heard that even the feathers are tasty. After the pesky creature has been slain it should be placed in the bathtub to drain and be rendered so the eggs are easily removed. Fire up the toilet-cam and let the fun begin."