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One Direction Management Fails To See Humor In “One Erection” Condoms

one erectionBoy band One Direction’s management is crying fowl and may sue an American manufacturer that is selling a 'One Erection' line of condoms“Stay ‘UP ALL NIGHT’ with these FDA approved ONE ERECTION condoms. There is only one direction to go with these babies and that is UP! Great ice breaker at parties and bars,” reads the accompanying ad copy.

They are available at Ripnroll.com and cost $2.95. But just in case you're about to head out on tour they'll send you 1,000 for just $300.

While management may want to protect the One Direction brand, the band has "joked about buying a few packets for a laugh,” an insider told the Daily Star.

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  1. At first I thought “acomoanying” was a bad attempt at a double entendre, then I saw the rest of the horrific typos. This does not build trust. Spell check is your friend and an editor is rarely an enemy.
    Fowl = Foul
    just n case = just in case (just ‘n case to be colloquial)
    seel uou = sell you
    One Dorection = One Direction
    brand. the = brand, the

  2. The typos on this site…it’s like you’re trying to break your own record…

  3. I will never use these condoms and they should sue the manufacturering owner because that making a fool out of the boy and one direction and if I’m wrong forgiveme nut that’s a fraud to the band one direction

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