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# 20 Of The Worst Band Names Ever
- URL: https://www.hypebot.com/20-of-the-worst-band-names-ever/
- Published: 2014-08-12T10:30:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-12T10:30:00.000Z
- Description: Naming a new band can be tricky. After all, it needs to convey so much in just a few words, and you're stuck with it forever. Twitter account @pisspoorbands curates an ever. Continue reading [https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2014/08/20-of-the-worst-band-names-ever.html]
- Author: Bruce Houghton
- Tags: DIY Advice & Tips, Music Business, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-01-21 10:38

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Naming a new band can be tricky. After all, it needs to convey so much in just a few words, and you're stuck with it forever. Twitter account [@pisspoorbands](https://twitter.com/pisspoorbands?ref=hypebot.com) curates an ever growing list of horrible band names both real and imagined. Here. in no particular order, are 20 of the worst:

1. Craig and His List
2. Menstrual Pancake
3. Wooden Juicebox
4. The Punted Child
5. Justin Thyme
6. Like a Brown Nail
7. The Coolest Spandex
8. The Semi-Solids
9. Beware of Hotdog
10. Cumbersome Horse Pill
11. Leaving Large Puddles
12. Assfault
13. It Takes Two to Mango
14. Fish Hickey
15. Duncan & The Donuts
16. Comb Out The Crumbs
17. Tim Buck, Too
18. When Erosion Happens
19. Prison Dating
20. Suburban Brad and the Pitts
**WHAT BAND NAMES DO YOU HATE?**