Elmo Wants To Play… With Katy Perry’s Boobs
You have to hand it to Sesame Street for trying to stay culturally relevant. Katy Perry and Elmo have teamed up to sing a duet of her former hit single. Though, the show is targeted at the pre-school audience, they’ve really tried to broaden their reach with this one. I’m sure it all started with honest intent, but let’s be real… Who is going to be more entertained by Katy Perry running and her, err, boobs bouncing up and down?
The kids at daycare or the dad’s picking their children up from daycare. I’d say the latter. Nonetheless, this makes for some extremely entertaining viral video footage. It’s so counterintuitive that just you can’t quite watching… Elmo.
As you’d guess, since it’s YouTube fame, parents have complained and Sesame Street is no longer going to air the mash-up. The best comments made about the video so far: “They can certainly use this segment to help kids count to two” and “my kids want milk now”. Yes indeed, for that entire package of cookies they ate while replaying this over and over again on YouTube and, regrettably, not TiVo.
Best. Hypebot. Title. Ever.
Thanks.
haahahah. that is all.
Women have breasts.
When they move, yes, those breasts bounce.
The fact there’s anything remotely controversial about this is pretty embarrassing. How can boobs be dirty? Does anyone actually think boobs are a revelation to little kids? They’re pretty familiar with boobs. We all are.
It’s not the TV’s fault, or CTW’s fault, that when there’s visible breasts onscreen, it’s all you can see.
Maybe Sesame Street should institute a Burqa Policy for all future female guests.
hahaha…”Hey Katy?”
“Yes, Elmo?”
“Elmo thinks Katy and Elmo should make a music video! Hee hee hee! It will be fun!”
“Okay, Elmo!! What will it be about?”
“Katy will chase Elmo, and we will play and chase one another, and Katy’s tits will fall out of Katy’s shirt. Whee!!”
“Uh…what? Elmo, are you okay?”
“Yeah, what’s wrong? Monsters can’t like boobies?Is Katy…oh no…Katy is! Katy…Katy is racist!”
“No, Elmo, I just…its a kid’s show, and I…”
“No, you just no like Elmo. Elmo thinks Katy is racist. HEY EVERYBODY. ELMO THINKS KATIE IS RACIST!”
“Okay, okay, Elmo, fuck! Keep it down. I will wear a low cut blouse, okay? But no…it is NOT okay if my boobs fall out of my shirt.”
“YAY! Elmo happy now!!”
Who doesn’t want to play with Katy Perry’s boobs? Come on!
I love this.