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# Perfect August Time Suck: 32 Worst Lyrics Of All Time
- URL: https://www.hypebot.com/perfect_august_/
- Published: 2006-08-12T04:02:00.000Z
- Updated: 2006-08-12T04:02:00.000Z
- Description: Thanks to the readers of ThePhoenix.com Our to favorities: THE SONG: Train “Drops of Jupiter”THE LYRIC: “Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation /The best. Continue reading [https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2006/08/perfect_august_.html]
- Author: Bruce Houghton
- Tags: Uncategorized, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-01-21 11:10

Thanks to the readers of [ThePhoenix.com](http://www.thephoenix.com/Article.aspx?id=14634&page=1&ref=hypebot.com)

Our to favorities:

THE SONG: Train *“Drops of Jupiter”*THE LYRIC: **“Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation /The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me”**THE VERDICT: First we’re traveling in space all fine and dandy, then he starts name-dropping fads from the year 2000 as if it’s a VH1 special and he’s Hal Sparks. Soy Lattes? Tae Bo? Yes, Venus did blow our minds. 
  
  
THE SONG: America, *"A Horse With No Name"*  
**THE LYRIC:** **"There were plants and birds and rocks and things"**  

THE VERDICT: What, did he get tired? Rocks and things? Try a fuckin’ cactus. Dirt? Bugs? 

**30 more** [**here.**](http://www.thephoenix.com/Article.aspx?id=14634&page=1&ref=hypebot.com) Got any lyrics you want to add to the list?