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# The Onion Skewers The Starbucks Music Giveaway
- URL: https://www.hypebot.com/the-onion-skewe/
- Published: 2007-09-28T02:33:00.000Z
- Updated: 2007-09-28T02:33:00.000Z
- Description: From The Onion Starbucks announced that they would be giving away 1.5 million songs a day for one month to promote their music arm and iTunes deal. What do you. Continue reading [https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2007/09/the-onion-skewe.html]
- Author: Bruce Houghton
- Tags: Uncategorized, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-01-21 11:06

From [The Onion](http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/starbucks%5Fmusic%5Fgiveaway?ref=hypebot.com)

Starbucks announced that they would be giving away 1.5 million songs a day for one month to promote their music arm and iTunes deal. What do *you* think?

![Old Woman](http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo4.article.jpg "Old Woman")

**Claire Mahoney**, *Cashier*  
"I worry how this big partnership will affect mom and pop mp3 stores."

![Asian Man](http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo1.article.jpg "Asian Man")

**Xander Fukuda**, *Video Editor*  
"Finally, I can recreate that rockin’ mix I always hear at my local Starbucks in my own home."

![Young Man](http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/wdyt_photo5.article.jpg "Young Man")

**Bryce Alberts**, *Corporate Attorney*  
"I can download Starbucks music on my iPhone while ordering a latte and talking on a conference call? Wow, I’ve hit the douchebag trifecta!"