"Too broke to go to Austin? Can’t get out of work? Hate dealing with traffic and large crowds? Maybe just too lazy to release yourself from the couch’s sweet sweet embrace? Have we got good news for you!" reads the intro on the Couch By Couchwest site. "It's an online music festival that takes place the same week as that other (couch deficient) music festival you may have heard of, you know the one." And your band can play it.