Another Classic Rocker Reborn Thanks To TV Ad

I'll admit Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" was one of my guilty pleasure songs.  I knew I shouldn't like but… I really, really did.  Now Ms. Tyler's throaty vocals make a comeback with her hit rewritten to honor a MasterCard shopper ("Turn around Neville.") in an even more excessively anthem rock style along with equally over the top visuals that include a rollerblading chorus, pyrotechnics, flowers dropped from a helicopter, a jetpack flying, straight out o' 80's MTV guitarist and so much more.  To my mind, the only thing missing is – and this is a test of your 80's music knowledge – a baby's arm holding an apple.