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Perfect August Time Suck: 32 Worst Lyrics Of All Time

Thanks to the readers of ThePhoenix.com Our to favorities: THE SONG: Train “Drops of Jupiter”THE LYRIC: “Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation /The best. Continue reading [https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2006/08/perfect_august_.html]

Thanks to the readers of ThePhoenix.com

Our to favorities:

THE SONG: Train “Drops of Jupiter”THE LYRIC: “Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation /The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me”THE VERDICT: First we’re traveling in space all fine and dandy, then he starts name-dropping fads from the year 2000 as if it’s a VH1 special and he’s Hal Sparks. Soy Lattes? Tae Bo? Yes, Venus did blow our minds.



THE SONG: America, "A Horse With No Name"
THE LYRIC: "There were plants and birds and rocks and things"

THE VERDICT: What, did he get tired? Rocks and things? Try a fuckin’ cactus. Dirt? Bugs?

30 more here. Got any lyrics you want to add to the list?