And don’t tell me stupid shit like this (these are actually taken from Facebook comments:
- Get a $1500 used van. Yeah what happens when it breaks down in Bend OR? What’s that gonna cost you to get out of that?
- Play 7 nights a week. Uh Every notice the space on map between Kansas City and Denver? Or Bozeman Montana and Fargo ND? Voices don’t work 21 nights in a row. Drivers fall asleep behind the wheel and everyone dies.
- Sell more merch. Most bands do $3 dollars a head in merch. Anybody who tells you anything different is bad at math or lying. If it’s t-shirts 20-35% of that goes to club. Then you you have to pay for the cost of making the shirts. Then if you have a dumb design or color (fuchsia is not in this year!) you wipe out your entire profit. The only place to reliably make money on merch IS BY SELLING YOUR CDS AT SHOWS. RECORDED MUSIC!!!
- Get a corporate sponsor. Yep that’s easy to do when you sell thousands of concert tickets a night and millions of CDs. Not so much for middle tier of bands. Forget it if you are playing any music remotely controversial.
- Play more mainstream music. Sure let’s all be as mainstream as fucking possible. That’s what made American rock and roll so great, being as mainstream as possible to maximize popularity.
- But <insert name> went from playing midsize clubs to arenas. Sure this happens. Just like every once in a while someone walks out of the casino $50,000 richer. But on average and over the long term most don’t. They walk out poorer. Most mid tier artists will not be playing arenas next year.
- <insert fake music business expert bullshit here> submit your own.
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